If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago-
You will have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago-
You will have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago-
You will have $0.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer-
Then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund-
You will have received a $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle-
It is called the 401-Keg.
A recent study found that the average American walks, on average- About 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average-
22-gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average-
Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
Makes you proud to be an American!