In Lebanon , men are legally allowed
To have sex with animals, but the
Animals must be female. Having
Sexual relations with a male animal
is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may
Legally
examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at
Them
During the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking
At the genitals of a corpse. This
Also applies to undertakers. The
Sex organs of the deceased must be covered with brick or piece of wood
at all times.
(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose
Full-time job is to travel the
Countryside And deflower young
virgins, who pay Them for the privilege of having sex For the first time.
Reason: under Guam law, it is
Expressly forbidden for virgins to
Marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is
There any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is
Legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
Her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the
Other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England - but only in
tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may
Only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her
Mother must be in the room to
witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal
For a man to have sex with a woman
And her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough
Problem that they had to pass
this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell
Condoms from vending machines
With one exception: Prophylactics
may be dispensed from a vending
Machine only "in places where
Alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall
uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only
Species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always
smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own
Weight, can pull 30 times its own
Weight and always falls over on
its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)
(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, Geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its
brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?
Turtles can breathe through their
Butts.
(And I thought I had bad breath in
the morning!)