Plumbago
Painful ache in the Gladstones caused by over revving the spoof engines without releasing the Horse's handbrake.
Lover's nuts, bluestones, tease-ache
Friggonometry
The precise science involved in selecting and arranging one's fingers at the correct angle whilst diddling a rude lady's devil's doorbell.
Chicago Shuffle
A preeverted act, whereby a lady traps a gentleman's member under her arm before shuffling a pack of cards.
A Las Vegas bagpipe, a Monte Carlo musclefook.
Lava lamp
1. A kitch electrical appliance that was all the rage in the 1960s, and again now.
2. The appearance of the bath after one has waxed the dolphin in it.