"Prince Of Toads"
I seem to attract some real strange ones,
Not sure how that comes about,
They seem like a prince in the beginning,
But soon after, they make me want to shout.
They aren't what they seem to be,
And I find out a little too late.
Did someone hang a sign that reads...
"Only Toads May Enter This Gate"?
Some could have passed the test,
If only they'd had the guts to try.
But they simply leave me thinking...
"This is one toad of a guy!".
Then I guess it was your turn,
And I should have seen you coming...
With your faux fur robe and jacked-up crown,
I should have took off running!
I'm not one to judge others normally,
But you really took the cake.
Do I look like a tasty mosquito
Flying near a cool blue lake?
I crown you "Prince Of Toads"
And the title fits you well,
Although I know it's not very becoming...
Get over it, what the hell?