A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night
> after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and
> the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water
> on the bedside table.
And, next to them, a single red rose! The husband
> sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
> spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes
> when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
> mirror and notices a note on the table:
Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love > you!
He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough,
> there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
> table, eating. The husband asks, Son... what happened last
> night?!
Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of
> your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got
> that black eye when you ran into the door.
The husband asks, So, why is everything in such
> perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the
> table waiting for me??
>His son replies, Oh, THAT? Mom dragged you to the
> bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!
> > >
> > >Broken table--$200
> > >Hot breakfast--$5
> > >Red rose bud--$3
> > >Two aspirins--$.25
> > >Saying the right thing, at the right time . . .
> PRICELESS!
