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rugrat's blog: "Rugrat"

created on 09/16/2006  |  http://fubar.com/rugrat/b2615
ENG: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl. JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet? ENG: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again. JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid. ENG: This meal is not too bad. JAM: Di food can eat. ENG: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy? JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis? ENG: Hors d'heurves JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me? ENG: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof. JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh**?@! ENG: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu. JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up Suzie! ENG: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate! JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry! ENG: aren't those pants a bit short? JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata? ENG: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that? JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem. ENG: Sir, please don't throw my luggage like that. JAM: Aye buff teet bwoy, tap fling up-fling up mi bag dem suh man. ENG: I wish you would quit lying. JAM: Tap di blinkin lyin, yuh ole liyad. ENG: Lift up the hood of the car for me John. JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta! ENG: I am Waiting for a taxi and it's taking so long! JAM: But wait, no Robot naah run todey! ENG: Get me a pop please. JAM: Beg yuh carry wan drinks fi mi deh ENG: It's time for a Perm. JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough? ENG: Yuck!! This is nasty. JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad an ENG: I wish you would close your mouth. JAM: yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan shut. ENG: Girl, your acne is terrible. JAM: Massa gad, pickney, yuh face bumpy-bumpy an fayva grayta eeh. ENG: Please make some room on the bus so this man can have a seat. JAM: Schoolas, small up unnu self man mek daddy siddung. ENG: I have a stomach ache. JAM: Mi belly ah gripe mi. ENG: These mangoes look a bit over ripe. JAM: Missis move fram in front ah mi wid dem fluxy mango deh ENG: He has very large full eyes. JAM: Wat ah bway fayva patoo ENG: He has no manners. JAM: Him dont have no broughtupsi! ENG: perspiration odour JAM: him smell green ENG: poached (boiled) chicken JAM: dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet ENG: oh, dear JAM:ee-eeeee ENG: Josh is suffering from Attention Deficit disorder. JAM: Di pickeny too dam hard ears! ENG: He has a touch of Dyslexia. JAM: What a bway Dunce sah! ENG: I need a bottle of Peptobismal...my stomach hurts. JAM: Lawd mi coulda do wid a wash out yah now... mi belly bine up. ENG: That man over there is missing his dentures. JAM: Cooh pan dat deh mashmout bredda ova deh soh. ENG: OH my, your feet are so ashy... JAM: yuh foot tuff like aligata back...yuh couldn't rub likkle cocanatile pon yuh foot dem...
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