Wow, after years of genocide and 2 years of being in my awareness, President Bush finally woke up and realized something wasn't right in Darfur. Being as I don't always watch the news, I think I'm a "johnny-come-lately" to Darfur awareness, but President Assclown takes the cake. Well, what could have spawned this? Did Dubya finally learn to read and actually read a newspaper? Could it be the loud protests that have been going on for the past few years? Or could it be he needs a distraction from the fact he has bungled up Iraq so badly?
Hmm, I tend to think it's the last choice. I mean, after all, he stormed straight into Baghdad without paying attention to our flanks, and under false pretenses at that of WMD's and Al-Qeada ties that didn't exist. Now he spouts his own living in denial of the civil war there. Oh wait, I mean "Sectarian Violence". That way we don't have to admit it's a civil war! Just like we had "sectarian violence" between the Union and the Confederacy, right? Call it what you will, a civil war is a civil war.
I have to wonder what his next brilliant discovery will be:
1. "Gas prices are getting kinda high."
2. "Maybe the levees in New Orleans need to be rebuilt stronger."
3. "I found out that these huge lizards, dinosaurs, once wandered the earth."
4. "We're working hard on that. We work saturdays."