Wandering around stareing in dispare,
i took the trouble to see what was there.
Im my confusion and disolution,
i'd stumbled upon a girlish protrusion.
Leaning and gleaning, trying to get a glimpse,
when surley i discovered this thing was immense.
Purple and pink from tip to top,
I began to wonder, is it going to pop?
Shaking and quaking from bottom to top, the tip was quite ripped and ready to pop.
The next thing I knew i was covered in goo,
and shuttering and sputtering, i wander what to do.
I turned and ran, taking up tail
hoping for sure this would end to my avail.
Gone was the goo and the wierd looking confusing protrusion,
and i shook my head in unsettled confusion.
I had just been a dream and wierd nightmare, now i lay my chest heaving and gleaming. Unsettled and wrestled, twisted and tired i lay back down and again begain to conspire.
