> WOMAN'S POEM
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> Before I lay me down to sleep,
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> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
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> One who's handsome, smart and strong.
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> One who loves to listen long,
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> One who thinks before he speaks,
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> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
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> I pray he's gainfully employed,
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> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
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> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
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> Massages my back and begs to do more.
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> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
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> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
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> I pray that this man will love me to no end,
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> And always be my very best friend.
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MAN'S POEM
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> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
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> who owns a Bar on a golf course, and loves to send me
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> fishing and hunting. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
