The Haggis
Whats a Haggis I hear you cry
Not sure what to say but I will give it a try
Is it an animal running over Mountain and hill
Ducking and weaving not easy to kill
Two legs long and two legs short its very fast
It has lots of energy, look it just ran past
Sadly the first verse was only in fun
As the Haggis comes from Sheep which cannot run
Its the stomach and Oatmeal and doesnt sound nice
But served with Potatoes and Turnip take my advice
Pour a wee Whiskey or two and enjoy what you eat
For after two or three glasses the Haggis is a treat
