Reefers and roach clips and papers and rollers,
Cocaine and procaine for twenty year molars,
Reds and peyote to work out your bugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,
Uppers and downers and methedrine freakout,
Take some amphetamines, watch your brains leak out,
Acid and mescaline pull out your plugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,
Backs that are perfect for carrying monkeys,
Users of heroine, often called junkies,
Methadone helps them to stop being thugs,
These are a few of my favourite drugs,
On a bad trip,
When the cops come,
When I lose my head,
I simply take more of my favourite drugs,
And then I'm not sad I'm dead!
