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OK...i am told i should write about me...so here goes..36 yr old...i have two girls 15 and 13...and an 12 yr old stepdaughter, i didnt have her but i raised her..so she is mine...I am from Kentucky...born and raised in a town called Ashland...i miss it..but South Carolina is ok..I am here for fun....thats it...thats all it should or ever could be..I am married..If i piss you off,offend you or whatever....then get the hell off my page... i am not into games...I aint into drama.. or emos...so if thats what yer slingin...see your way off my page...buh bye
I like all kinds of activities...i like to fish, bowl, go to the movies etc...or i will be just as satisfied sittin at home on the couch watchin movies etc...
Ok, on to music....i have varied tastes and moods for my music....i like punk, metal, rock,classical,R&B, rap ....
Sports...i love basketball and football....University of Kentucky will come back!! GO CATS!! and DAH RAIDAHS!!! Shut up! I like the Mavericks too! NO! I dont like Nascar...I used to..But Rusty Wallace retired and so did my nascar days.

I have some of the most amazing friends and family...you should check out all of them...all 10,000 or so of em...for those of you that crush me...I dunno what to say...I am flattered...I have battled low self esteem when I was younger..but too strong willed to let anyone see it...now I am comfortable in my skin..I am, believe it or not, a tad on the shy side....I am proud to be a mother...and so flattered to be considered a milf...I have always been a tomboy..my cousins all taught me how to "think like a guy" their words...some take it as bein "hard",I just call it growin up round a buncha boys...and bein a daddy's girl..PLZ come to me with the same respect you want...act like a jerk and you will be blocked for a period of time...cant say anything is forever...time heals most wounds..

One more addition...I dont have nudes...I wont do a nude for you...I dont have any hidden away ... what you see in my folders...thats all you get...if it pisses you off...I dont really give a fuck....dont like it...dont rate my pics..dont fan me...and dont rate me...and if that is what you are about I really dont care to add you as a friend..i am me...much more than a naked picture...so get to know me...to know me is to love or hate me..but its still me...can you say that?


)1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences.... He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.

7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

10.. I'm not a complete idiot --some parts are missing.

11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

12. Nyquil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

15.. Consciousness: the annoying time between naps.

16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

18.. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.

19.. Procrastinate Now!

20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; do you want fries with that?

21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

22.. A journey of a thousand miles begin with a cash advance.

23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

24. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

25.. He who dies with the most toys are none-the-less dead.

26.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

27.. Ham and eggs: a day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

30.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on





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