Southern Plowboy's blog: "plowboys do it better"

If vodka were water and I was a duck,I'd swim to the bottom and never come up,but vodka is not water and I'm not a duck, so pass me a bottle and shut the fuck up.

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU WINE,DRINK YOUR HEART OUT,BUT WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU THE SHITS,MAKE SURE YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TOILET PAPER!!!!