Ladies, the time has come to let the secret out. Every guy is a player. They just all play different games. Most of the guys that are identified as players play basketball, they hurry back and forth, trying to get the ball in the hole as often as possible, keeping track of points like their lives depended on it. Some guys are football players. They work their way slowly down the field, wanting to eventually get the touch of a down comforter and hopefully split the uprights. If they fail, they make sure to keep the other guys from getting farther than they did.
Personally, i have always been a chess player. We move in for position, trying to get a feel for those we are against, hoping eventually to get the other person in mate. The problem with chess players is that the women don't realize we are out there, so the basketball players put the ball in the hole and we are left polishing our bishops.
Just something to think about from a longtime bartening philosopher
