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Sharkfin's blog: "Chaos"

created on 10/03/2006  |  http://fubar.com/chaos/b9661
Good Morning… I sit here laughing out loud in the presence of no one except my cup of coffee and the computer screen and dooly think I have lost it… It is all because of this story I heard… and then verified it to be true. Laughed some more picturing it happening in my head and think…gosh you can’t make this sort of thing up. When a 72-year-old Levis, Quebec, woman cleared her walk with a snow blower in December, sending some of the snow onto the adjacent property, the 43-year-old neighbor grabbed his blower and sent it back, and the two spent about 10 minutes blowing snow on each other before they stopped. (They "faced each other," "engines roaring," wrote the Canadian Press.) The neighbor then allegedly punched the woman (and her husband, who had come to help her) and was charged with assault. [Edmonton Sun-CP, 12-5-07] Sometimes the nicest people turn into Jagga-Basturds. Don’t ask… a couple we go out with all the time for some reason, seems to always end up calling me that name once or twice an evening…I must get under her skin just a hair… See nice people can do the un-thinkable at times… Like for instance. How on earth could anyone who won Miss Congeniality be at all considered un-stable? Well… Miss Fayetteville (N.C.) 2007 Jenna Walters is scheduled in court in April to answer for her November arrest in which police said she had veered recklessly through traffic in Southern Pines, N.C., in order to harass driver Angela Thomas. She pulled in front of Thomas, blocked her path, then got out, screaming and taunting the woman, but then quit and drove off, only to return moments later from the other direction, bump Thomas' car and resume screaming, then left but returned yet again, bumped Thomas' car from behind and yelled some more. In the 2006 Miss Fayetteville pageant, Walters was voted Miss Congeniality. [Fayetteville Observer, 2-2-08] Hmmm apparently no one cut her off on stage… You know with all the name calling dirt digging and skeletons coming out in each candidates closet in this years presidential election it just boggles ones mind on who is right for office… and those already elected seem to be faltering themselves with recent headline news…I for one will be so glad when 2005 comes around…with the exception that time moves so fast now… but I am filled up to my eyebrows in mud slinging and let me tell you, eyebrows on a 6’4” man are up there… Well I have tweaked the earlobes of all of you too much as it is this morning, time to give you a break and me get some work done here. Oh… I almost forgot… the Philippines now have their own Playboy on stands now, or soon that is. The Magazine announced that although there will be women in the magazine no frontal nudity will be seen…hmmm I guess that means Philippine men really will read the magazine for the articles… Thanks to all and Happy last day of March. A huge hug and no frontal pats…only backal ha ha ha (is backal a word?) Marty
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