THE FOLLOWING IS A TRUE STORY, ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER.
The neck surgeon "Dr. Bozo the fugging idiot circus boy, of a bowlegged mothers, embarrassment
to the trade of a sperm gurggeling, no good,corrupt" (seriously, that's not his name),who
figured it necessary to fuse 3 of my vertebrae together. He, is my blog topic today.
While the surgery was being explained to me, the actual procedure, by said doctor Bozo, No
CONs were presented. Then he asked if I had any questions for him. Any "off the top of my head
questions", were played down and minimized with a
purpose! ,my final suggestion for possible concern was, "Does creating a 'RIGID' section of
my spine, (fusion c3-c4-c5-c6), create a weak spot in the vertebrae or discs immediately below
or above the solid section? His answer was YES. Now keep in mind, he filled me in on the promised
values, and STOPPED FUCKIN EXPLAINING THE REAL SHIT. In my eyes, the fucker was just "Selling Me"
a fuckin surgery! Like selling a car and failing to mention the blowing up motor.
So, the fusion was carried out after sounding like the best option, August 25, 2008,
my birthday. By now (according to Dr. "Really wants me to stab him in the throat" I should be
healed as if by the hand of God (of your choosing) but the pain in my shoulder never went
away. I explained this to him after him trying to tell me I wasn't in pain, I was just "depressed".
SO...today I go and get an M.R.I, and a C.A.T scan, as part of a preemptive, "second
opinion". Clearly indicated on these high dollar films, taken on a million dollar instrument,
a compression is indicated on the first disc below the fusion. Meaning that I asked about
the possibilities of this and other things, had it played all down, and it happened ANYWAY!, and
he wants to tell me I'm depressed? So, long story short, my shoulder, gets looked at (oh yeah, my
right rotator cuff still torn) on January 19th and maybe more neck surgery after all.I'm 9months
into this nightmare. I thought blogging it once would be easier getting the story clear to all
that might wonder how today went, or how my procedures are coming along. Sorry about the
book. Why
