In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and
> generic name.
> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After
> careful
> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently
> announced that
> it
> has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered
> were
> Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course,
> Ibepokin.
>
> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
> liquid
> form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> suitable for
> use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour
> himself
> a stiff one. Obvi ously we can no longer call this a soft drink,
> and it
> gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and
> just a good
> old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction
> by the
> name of: MOUNT & DO.
>
> If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will
> be five
> fewer people laughing in the world
