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Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  29 followers

Yesterday a new girl started at work.  The new girl is pretty and henceforth shall be referred to as Pretty New Girl or PNG.  Pretty new girl is about 5'6 with long brown hair, and very light blue eyes. 

I said nothing yesterday, figuring I would wait for an introduction, but since that didn't come about, I made my own move today.  I introduced her, and said if she needed any I/T support, I was her man (See how smart I am PNG?)  She sent me a test e-mail to make sure it was working, and everything checked out.  She sits on the other side of the wall from me, so I can't go into the office I use without passing her.  Each time I did, I gave her a little head nod, and she would smile back (taking it as a good sign.) 

Before she left, I replied to her test e-mail "Hey! Keep it down out there!" and received what I deem a positive response "Hahaha, have a good night, see you tomorrow." (See how funny I am PNG?)  I debated on whether or not to e-mail her, but then I thought what would Pedro do?  Pedro would e-mail her, so I did.

I know the rule about not shitting where you eat, and not dipping your pen in the company ink, but then again, I was never one that really cared about the rules.  I'm thinking next week, I'll ask her if her team took her out to lunch yet, and if she says no, I'll offer to take her out.  If she says yes, I'll just say, well, how about a second one, cause I didn't get to go on your last. 

I am a little curious what PNG would look like in my PNB (Pretty New Bed)  I have an idea she wears sexy underwear...

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