OK FIRST LET ME PREFACE THIS POEM BY SAYING I WORKED ON A PHONE SEX LINE FOR MANY YEARS, AND WHEN I WROTE THIS POEM I HAD HAD ENOUGH!!
BUT FOR THOSE WHO "KNOW" ME YOU PROBABLY KNOW I'M BACK!! LOL
SEX,SEX,SEX, IS ALL I HEAR,
PERVERTS TALKING IN MY EAR,
DON'T YOU KNOW HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL?,
WHEN I HEAR YOUR VOICE, IT MAKES ME ILL.
IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT AT HOME,
WATCH TV AND JACK OFF ON THE PHONE?
YOU MUST REALLY LOOK GREAT TO HAVE TO CALL,
WITH A BIG BEER BELLY AND NO DICK AT ALL.
SO GO ON A DIET, GROW SOME HAIR,
TAKE A SHOWER, GET OUT THE NAIR,
DON'T CALL AGAIN, CAUSE IF YOU DO,
YOU BETTER BELIEVE, I'LL HANG UP ON YOU.
MAYBE NOT THESE DAYS THOUGH!!!!....LMFAO
