Sadly, for the most part...People are stupid. Not ignorant. Ignorant is different. Being ignorant is okay. There are many things that I am ignorant about. For instance, I am ignorant about brain surgery. I could not tell you how and why the front temperal lobe is in front and what happens when you move something around in there, that will change someones behavior. I am also ignorant about politcs. I can make somewhat of an arguement about the war on terrorism, but for the most part I'm ignorant about it.
What chaps my ass, is when people go to a car dealership, stare at a salesperson and tell them the following. "I want this $30k vehicle, I owe on my current car about $15k its worth only $10k. And I want my payments to be $300 a month with no money down!" "You have 15 mins. to do all of this and no I do not to drive the new car, I think they all drive the same." Or they say, "It's not fair that you do this everyday. You are better at buying a car than me. That's why I got all of this off the 'INTERNET' and I know that it is the gospel. Or they'll even say this, "I just want to look around and see what you have. I do not know what I want. I just started looking." " This is the first place I have been to."
Well I wish that I could say what I am thinking at that very moment. Something like Hey dickhead! Stop being a fucking child and learn fucking MATH! Did your brain fall out of your head when you drove in here??? Lets think for a second...$30k minus $10k= $20k right??? Okay then add tax,title and license(in TEXAS) your $15k (that you still owe) and that comes to about...$36,475. Now divide that by 60 that comes to...$608 a month WITHOUT INTEREST! Do you have shit for brains? No money down??? I am a salesperson. I can make somethings happen Not friggin miracles! I'm not JESUS! If I could make miracles happen, I would win the lottery every week, make half of the Hollywood starlets fall in love with me and have a supermodel every other night. Instead I'm standing before you sweating my ass off in this shirt and tie hearing your buffalo butt act like your shit don't stink.When I finally persuade you to at least drive something before you buy it. You hold your small child in your lap during a test drive, instead of placing her in the carseat (like a responsible parent should). Proclaiming how you are sooo smart by working at home and making wads of cash in the stock market. While your wife bitches under her breath that she would rather not have a minivan, that if she had her way she would want a sportscar. Then you so brilliantly say "So how long has Chrysler been apart of GM?" Dumbass! You should be shot in the head. Not for thinking something as stupid as GM owning DaimlerChrysler. You deserve to have a neon sign outside your house that reads, HEAR IS WHERE AN IDIOT LIVES, HE DOESN'T PUT HIS KID IN A CARSEAT WHILE DRIVING. Then not have a lock on your door in your "upscale neighborhood" so that people can pull in, slap your wife for thinking she can have as many infants as she can bare and drive a sportscar. Then knock the shit out of you for being an unresponsible parent. Oh and one more for wasting someones time, with your low life existance.
The next one, how about I look up your job on the 'internet' find out what it takes to do your job. Walk in to your boss and proclaim, "I have never done this before, but I got all of this information off of the web and I think I can do it better and for less money. Well if your boss only heard the last part, your out of a job sister!
And lastly, I have heard some dumbshit people in my day but damn you take the cake. Your just looking. On a day when everyone here is working you just want to look??? How about I go to friggin McDonalds stare at the menu ask them to give me a bite size portion of a burger off of every one of their menued items, AND NOT BUY ANYTHING. Sound stupid nope not really. Your poking around in a new car that is for sale. You drive it, you put miles on it. You drive like a maniac, disregarding any and all traffic laws cause you just wanna see what it will do. Fucker do you drive your piece of shit the same way??? Judging from whats left of it apparently you do or did at one time. The Dukes of Hazzard was a t.v. show and a movie NOT REALITY. And just wanting to see what they have? Ever hear of the internet? You can see every car ever imagined from the convience of your own home. Wanna see them closer? Ever hear of going to a car lot when their closed? There is usually cameras or a guard watching the lot. How about going to a carshow? GASP! Now theres an idea. You can see every car that is out at one time. And they have those shows at least 2 times a year. Wow what a concept.
So the next time you go somewhere and someone is commisioned sales and you get a kick out of wasting their time...Remember their thinking some things about you too.
