I'm going to put this UP FRONT: I've recently decided that I don't want to care for anyone again. EVER. The pain isn't fucking worth it to me. Forget getting close. It's not going to happen.

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*Rules and Regulations of Sexual Behavior:

Number one on my list that makes me melt: a talented kisser. I have this weakness for beauty and soft, plump, nicely shaped lips.
And you know what? I could LOVE you, but if you're a bad kisser, I can't do it. I won't be with you.
If that makes me a bitch, so be it. You can tell by the first kiss if the sex is worth it. If the kiss is terrible.. welp, you just missed out.

If you bite me during sex: I will scream from joy. I will love it so much, I'll return the favor. (I'm pretty sure I was a vampire in a previous life.)

If you whip out the handcuffs: Maybe.

If you want dominance: Hm, I'll consider it because I like rough sex.. But when it gets to the.. slapping me in the face, count me out..I prefer sex to be enjoyable, not fucking degrading.

If you're a drooler: you're outta here.

If you try to have a conversation during sex: fat fucking chance. I will push you off and strut out of the room. (Dude, if I'm making noises, you're doing something right. Don't ever, EVER stop and ask me if it feels good. I'll tell YOU.)

If you breathe in my face during sex: I promise that I will vomit and I'm not making promises that I won't hit you.

If you stop in the middle of sex: I will scream out of frustration and give you the evilest look I can muster.

If you cry during/after sex: What the fuck.(I might even make fun of you. As a matter of fact, its a certainty)

If you don't make noises during sex: You will by the end of the night.

If you're just fucking weird: I'm not having sex with you.

If you have a bad habit of not showering or you don't own a stick of deodorant: Go to Billy Bobs house down the road-He'll take you.

If you discriminate in any way, shape, or form: I don't like you.

If you do weird things like bite your toenails, masturbate between the couch cushions when your parents aren't home, or pick your nose(eat it)- and then tell me about it: fuck that.

If you lie for sympathy from me: Just be thankful that I was oblivious the whole time. By the way, You're no longer in my life.

If you don't tell me what's on your mind: I will wonder, and then I will ask.

If you're a hopeless romantic that likes long walks on the beach and wants a country gal thats seeking the 2-kids-white-picket-fence shit: you're knockin at the wrong door. I'm a nonconformist, bitch.

All of this, I know from experience ^.

Just so we're clear: Yes, I'm single.
However, I'm NOT LOOKING. I don't wish to get involved seriously. I've managed to fuck up every relationship I've ever been in and I'm not looking forward to hurting anyone else. Hopefully, soon I'll get my shit together and figure out why I enjoy destroying things. As of right now, I don't know. So don't ask, I will refuse you. I'm just having fun. And getting attached and demolishing someone just for the hell of it isnt my idea of fun...Anymore.


My profile thingy says I'm straight, and I am. Although, I consider myself VERY open with my sexuality. It's the personality that I fall for, not the body that it comes in. ..Chicks are fun, chicks are beautiful,..until they start to do the drama thing. That, I'm not into. Thats why I haven't been able to stand a relationship with a girl, because they seem to be so damn immature. Its sad I have to say that about my own sex. But anyway, I prefer the pogo stick. No doubt.

Moving on..


I'm a realist.
I hate bad breath and being lied to.
I hate girls that pluck their eyebrows until there's nothing left. Hair grows there for a reason people!
-not to be mistaken with secret gardens(and/or jungles)They must be pruned weekly.


Also,.. I rarely drink. Not because I can't, but because I have no taste for most of it, and have no urge to get lost in my problems. That, and I have major control issues. I can't stand the thought of losing control, or not being able to know exactly what I'm doing. Although, as Im getting older, I see some of my values diminishing and I am doing things I never thought I'd do.

Sometimes, I don't know who I am.

I have no sympathy for people that are addicted to drugs.. I believe its normal to experiment, but God, there are just some drugs you KNOW not to ever try, like gee.. The ones that are majorly addictive. Im a curious person by nature, but its firm value of mine to steer clear of the hardcores, as I like to call them. Heroine, meth, etc. You get the point. I mean, if I wish to have an orgasm that's out of this world, I'm not going to bother with Crystal, I'm going to go out and get me some ass. Course, I do smoke mary jane, socially but fuckin,.. EVERYONE here does. There's nothing else to do but fuck eachother and smoke green.
If a friend of mine is condsidering or doing hardcore drugs, I will try to talk them out of it if it all possible, I will do anything in my power to help them through it. That is what a human being is supposed to do after all,...Although really, theres only so much one person can do.. And they have to want to help themselves. That rarely happens. But fuck, Im the most open minded person on this site. :D Toke on.


I'm always brutally honest, and the internet is no exception:
I'm nice to you until you piss me off.
I'll trust you until you give me a reason not to.
I don't let anyone get away with disrespecting my family, friends or myself.
My honest opinion doesn't include any sugar coating or telling you what you want to hear.

For the most part, I get along better with males. But the select few female compadres that I have, I'd fucking take a bullet for. I like to have a lot in common with my friends..Not the hair and makeup shit most girls cherish. Im not most girls and I dont like hair and makeup. It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning. I love my friends because they are passionate about art and music, among other things.
I am many people. I have many personalities, just like everyone else. However, fulltime, I am very thoughtful, and I pay attention to details, expecially when it comes to the ones I care about. I listen. I like to make people laugh, and usually I accomplish it. I'm very intelligent and outspoken.

I'll be the first to admit that I have a tendency to push people away and to isolate myself often, but this is an ongoing battle I am working on overcoming...and I have to say, it's a fucking slow process.

Weird, Random Facts:
I believe in vampires.....
and going commando.
Im Catholic, but I dont practice it regularly.(however, I do feel the guilt regularly Lol)
I feel strange not wearing a seatbelt.
I'm going to school for Nursing.
I like to bang. But hate to be asked. I'll initiate, thank you.
I wear a rosary every day.I figure, Why the hell not?
I'm attracted to the unconventional things in life. I love diversity and find it incredibly sexy in another person.
I enjoy sleeping naked.
I'm addicted to clove cigarettes, piercings, tattoos, individuality, and attitudes.
I am an artist.
I enjoy sketching and painting, although I don't do as much as I used to. Right now, 2 jobs and school take up most of my time.
Eh.. I like singing. Sounds gay, but I do. I was in the Central Arkansas Childrens Choir growing up. I must not have been too shitty since we had to try out to be in it.Then of course, talent shows at school and shit. Fun fun. I was pressured into joining those activities. I dont like to sing for anyone but myself. I dont care if you dont like it, its not for you.
I love animals. The only things in this world that make me cry are animal cruelty, other people's problems, and stress. And I dont get stressed often.

Sooo... you're ticklish. Is this a good time to tell you I've got a body suit made of ostrich feathers?