A collection of things that faux-Calvin stickers have never urinated upon.
-The Magna Carta
-A package of Peeps brand marshmallow ducks.
-Another faux-Calvin urinating sticker.
-Henry Kissinger
-Tasteful, reasonably priced home furnishings.
-The Cassini probe.
-My clothing (that I am aware of)
-Any of the members of Blue Oyster Cult.