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Have you ever wanted to change your name to Dave, Dave Mac Elroy?

Maybe have a cool nickname like “Yeti” and you could go by “Yeti Dave Mac Elroy” or just “Yeti Dave” for short.

People would probably like Yeti Dave, he plays lacrosse and drives that beat up old Pickup Truck which he probably spends more time fixing then driving. Even though he ends up having to bum a lot of rides because its between parts, people don’t seem to mind.

You could probably go on awesome adventures with Yeti Dave, then when you got back to work you could tell Yeti Dave Mac Elroy stories, and your co-workers would half be “God damn, another Yeti Dave story” and half “How come we never met Yeti Dave?”

I think if you are going to be Yeti Dave, you’d have to live somewhere in the Northwest, and probably wear plaid shirts and logger boots, because that just seems the kind of thing that Yeti Dave would do.

I just couldn’t see Yeti Dave living in South Florida, well maybe if he wore Hawaiian shirts and shorts everywhere, but that seems a little too un Yeti Dave like.

Yeti Dave is probably good at all things that end with –in’ like Fishin’, Huntin’, Hikin’, Drinkin’, he probably sucks at things that end with ing like Wine Tasting, Cheese Making, or any of that other ing stuff.

Have you ever wanted to change your name to Dave, Dave Mac Elroy?

Yeah, I haven’t either.