Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

So I am dipping my toes in a couple online dating sites (shut up, I am not a loser.)  I clearly annotated my profile that I am an agnostic smoker with a cat.  Matter of fact I think that's the title of it "I'm a tobacco addicted satanist with a cat!"

So please pray tell, why would women who say that religion is very important to them, or they hate smokers, or they hate cats choose to message me and ask if I would like to chat.

Let me tell you now because I know what you are thinking, but there are in fact no pictures of my penis on this site, so dissmis that from your mind. 

I do try to be polite and mention that many of the qualities they seek I do not posses but this does not seem to deter them.  I do not be rude and say, "what's the point?"  because I am too classy for that.  Though I am thinking I may mention that I have to have a cigarette then take my cat to my weekly worship of the dark lord.