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55 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 12, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 11th · 2 referrals joined!
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55 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 12, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 11th · 2 referrals joined!
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Let's see a little about me...
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a mystery, wrapped in bacon and deep-fried to a golden brown. I've never been one to "toot my own horn", I can't stand those idiots that have huge egos and run off at the mouth about how they're so awesome. I would rather talk to someone and get to know them and what they're about, and hopefully they can learn about me in the process.

I don't lie, and can't stand it when I'm lied to. I usually tell it how it is, why sugar-coat something? If it hurts someone's feelings, I think it'll hurt less than trying to lie or tell them something that they find out later was just to keep from hurting their feelings. I don't say mean things, just the truth as I see it.

Here's just a few things about me that might keep your interest for a few seconds...

I like tacos.
I love chocolate milk.
I don't like them together, yuck!
I like collecting odd or strange things.
I play paintball.
I am an adrenaline junkie.
I have never done any drugs, ever.
I do like to drink though.
I have three tattoos.
I also have three piercings.
I am a fountain of useless information.
I've been known to be a smartass at times.
I'm shy and quiet at times.
I can talk your ear off and make not one bit of sense.
I'm a single father.
I have 2 teenage boys that are my life.
I care about my friends, even if they don't think so.
I miss being a kid sometimes.
I can solve a Rubik's cube.
I am a dork/nerd/geek and I love it.
I collect PEZ dispensers.
I love photography, but hate having my picture taken.
Romantic comedies scare me.
I love horror movies, especially the old cheesy ones from the 80's.
I have an insane kitty cat.
I tend to have my blonde moments.
I make a mean lasagna.
Seriously, it's been known to beat people.
I love cookouts.
I've been known to cook on my grill in the middle of winter, snow and all.
I have A.D...oh look, puppies!!

55 Year Old · Male · Joined on September 12, 2006 · Relationship status: Single · Born on June 11th · 2 referrals joined!
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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)
Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)
Very Low

Level 2 (Lustful)
Extreme

Level 3 (Gluttonous)
High

Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)
Very High

Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)
Extreme

Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)
Extreme

Level 7 (Violent)
Extreme

Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)
Extreme

Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)
Extreme


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