> Pastor's Ass
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> A pastor wanted to raise money for his church
> and, on being told there was a fortune in horse
> racing, decided to buy one and enter it in the races.
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> However, at the local auction, the going price
> for a horse was so high that he ended up buying
> a donkey instead.
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> He thought that since he had it, he might as
> well go ahead and entered it in the race and,
> much to his surprise, the donkey came in third.
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> The next day the local paper carried this
> headline:
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> PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
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> The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
> he entered it in the race again, and this time
> it won.
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> The local paper read:
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> PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
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> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
> publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in
> another race.
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> The next day, the local paper headline read:
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> BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
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> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
> the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
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> The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a
> nearby convent.
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> The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
> the following headline the next day:
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> NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
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> The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
> she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she
> sold it to a farmer for ten dollars.
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> The next day, the paper read:
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> NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
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> This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
> the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to
> the plains where it could run wild.
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> Headlines read:
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> NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
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> The Bishop was buried the next day!
