The "news" story perhaps only redefines self-induced delusions of grandeur. Funny. Miss Hilton admitting she has learned that acting dumb is "no longer cute" and claims she is a reformed character after being sent back to jail. Hilarious. If it were an acting job, she deserves an Oscar. Or a Tony. An Emmy. Maybe a Razzie or one of those gold popcorn cups that MTV doles out on its lame awards show.
And to see she thinks she's above the law just because of her identity. Umm, what does Paris do again? What valiant contribution has she made to mankind other than "The Simple Life" and briefly increasing readership of Maxim and FHM mags? Anyone want to remind me?
See ya Paris. Let me know when you get out of jail - so we can find a way to make you and Nicole stay in there.
