Okay this is my first Paris Hilton rant. . .on cherrytap. I have more on myspace but I feel that one is in order for aqui!! ("here" for those who don't understand)
Ding dong the b. . .oh wait I will refrain from cussing. Anyways she went back to jail. Though her time spent in house arrest will be subtracted from her total days in prison.
Why does this rich trollip get treated better than anyone else who has to serve their time? Wait I answered that!! Because she's rich. (By the way me calling her a trollip is my opinion and is based on many facts if you'd like me to explain my conclusion I'm more than happy to enlighten you.)
I don't believe that Hilton will learn anything from her confinement but I do pray she will.
By the by! We need to stop paying attention to her!!! My god it was all over the radio (I don't watch much TV anymore but I heard it was there too).
SPECIAL REPORT:
PARIS IS OUT OF JAIL!!!!!
WAIT no she's going back!
(Geee Ripes man!! I thought we were attacked again!!!)
I hate the media . . .sometimes. . .okay most of the bloody time.
Here is some more word salad:
Blonde scarecrows from the gaping West foreclose thy taint upon the mesmerized masses, so that the hydrodynamic Cthulhu may retch their cytoplasmic touchdowns.
Sirantony with the WIN!!
