> >>> Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son
> to the doctor.
> >>> With some hesitation, they explained that
> although their little
> >>> angel appeared to be in good health, they
> were concerned about
> >>> his rather small penis.
> >>> After examining the child, the doctor
> confidently declared, 'Just
> >>> feed him pancakes. That should solve the
> problem.'
> >>> The next morning when the boy arrived at
> breakfast, there was a
> >>> large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of
> the table.
> >>> 'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For
> me?'
> >>> 'Just take two,' Brenda replied.
> 'The rest are for your father.'