Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

Last night I was at a bar and there was this tall guy with long dark hair and a beard, so of course my mind instantly went to "Jesus!"

I was out smoking later and he came out and asked about someone who was fighting or something and he wanted to break it up, so I told him "Well, you are the prince of peace" and he replied "yeah, that's me, Jesus"

Here I thought I was being clever and I was totally owned by Jesus.

Though later I saw him at the bar and a guy was saying to a bunch of chicks:  "Who wants to do shots with Jesus?"