I think I broke something.
Everything from the base of my skull to the bottom of my ribs is in excrutiating pain
AND HAS BEEN
for the last 10 days.
*thumbs up*
When was the last time you were hit by a car or fell off a speeding truck?
Anyone?
Just me?
Alright then.
How did I medicate that before?
*gropes blindly for his glass of scotch*
OH RIGHT!
But yeah, I think it might be stress induced. This vacation just might save my life.
I hurt.
Everywhere.
I wonder if I'm even healthy enough for sex.
I just lifted my left arm to a ninety degree angle and screamed in agony.
I'd say
"no"
Eh, wish me a good safe fun trip.
I require sex and chocolate.
And maybe a good recuperative sleep.
