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52 Year Old · Male · From Lake Villa, IL · Joined on February 14, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 29th
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52 Year Old · Male · From Lake Villa, IL · Joined on February 14, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 29th
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About Me: Happily married with children, but a hopeless flirt online. I am everyman, yet no man. I live for routine, yet constantly endeavor for spontaneity. I am whole, yet I often feel empty inside. I judge too quickly and dread being judged. I’m passive aggressive. I’m loyal but I rarely forgive. I am a mimic with sparks of ingenuity. I yearn for normalcy but I subconsciously continue to sabotage. I’m a very spiritual agnostic with a tendency towards the oblique.

52 Year Old · Male · From Lake Villa, IL · Joined on February 14, 2009 · Relationship status: Married · Born on April 29th
Interests
Movies, Comic Books, Howard Stern, Naughty Talk ;-)

Personal Information
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Activities: Playing With My Kids, Riding My Bike, Walking My Dog, mowing the lawn, Eating and Sleeping, Bowling, Bags, sitting by a firepit hanging out with family & friends

Favorite TV Shows: Rescue Me, Attack Of The Show, Z Rock, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Heroes, Fringe, Sober House

Favorite Books: Too Fat to Fish, Confederacy of Dunces, Catcher in the Rye, A Farewell to Arms, The Greatest Salesman in the World, How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, How To Win Friends And Influence People, The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, Everybody Poops...

Favorite Quotations:
"I'm here to kick @$$ & Chew gum... and I'm ALLLLLL OUTTA GUM!!!"

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

"All the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes"

"There ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk"
Music
Favorite Music: Tom Waits, Primus, Static X, Arcade Fire, Britney Spears, Depeche Mode, Snow Patrol, Dead Can Dance, Deep Forest, Frank Sinatra, Lifehouse, Goo Goo Dolls, John Lennon, Keane, Lily Allen, Lords Of Acid, Prince, Rusted Root, U2, Sarah Brightman, Stone Temple Pilots, The Monkees, Tori Amos, Violent Femmes
Movies
Favorite Movies: Quest for Fire, Return To Me, Stripes, Evil Dead 2, Aliens, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Unbreakable, Rob Zombie's Halloween, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, The Dark Knight, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Harold & Kumar 1 and 2...
Idols
Howard Stern, Tom Waits, Bruce Lee, Hugh Hefner, Buddha, Gandhi, any MoFo who makes a $#!+load of money!
Video Games
Lego Star Wars 1 & 2, God of War 1 & 2, Old-school Quake 1, (more to come)

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