WELCOME!!!

@ The Virtual Barslinger, All of your Cyberbar dreams come true. Slippery Sally is the mostest Hostess, Big Jimbo will bounce you from here to eternity, and I, Sexy Rexy, will keep those virtual drinks a-flowin.

" Keeptender, pour me a nutter, can't face soober wife 2day" howls Vincenso, a poor tortured soul who spends and tips well after 2 many scotchs.

"My good man, you need a cab and a new liver. Please let Sally call you one and we'll get you home safely"

" The only thing I want Sally 2 do %@#* me and then *&&*$@%@..."

" Hey Jimbo, Vinnie's outta line again. Take him outside 2 wait for his cab"

" I don't wanna wait outside. my drink is right here"

        Jimbo bearhugs Vinnie, splashing his scotch shot all down his work shirt. Vinnie shouts obscenities to Jimbo as he's escorted outside.

" @ my bar, We accept no disrespect to the ladies, Vinnie. You're lucky that Jimbo's in a good mood otherwise you'd be missing a tooth."

        Jimbo returns from outside

"Hey Boss, It's starting to rain. You know what that means."

" It's Irish Coffee season, I'd better brew a fresh pot"