> Two men are driving through Texas when they get
> pulled
> over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps
> on
> the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls
> down
> the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head
> with the stick.
> The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?"
> The cop answers, "You're in Texas, Son. When we pull
> you over, you better have your license ready when we
> get to your car."
> The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from
> around here."
> The cop runs a check on the guy's license, and he's
> clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks
> around
> to the passenger side and taps on the window. The
> passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop
> smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
> The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"
> The cop says, "Just making your wish come true."
> The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"
> The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road
> you're gonna say to your buddy, 'I wish that asshole
> would've tried that shit with me!'"
>
