Jake from State Farm's blog: "Song Lyrics"

I work down at the Pizza Pit  
And I drive an old Hyundai  
I still live with my mom and dad  
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight  
I'm a scifi fanatic  
A mild asthmatic  
And I've never been to second base  
But there's whole 'nother me  
That you need to see  
Go checkout MySpace  
 
'Cause Online I'm out in Hollywood  
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good  
I drive a Maserati  
I'm a black-belt in karate  
And I love a good glass of wine  
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious  
I tell them I don't want nothing serious  
'Cause even on a slow day  
I could have a three way  
Chat with two women at one time  
I'm so much cooler online  
So much cooler online  
 
When I get home I kiss my mom  
And she fixes me a snack  
And I head down to my basement bedroom  
And fire up my Mac  
In real life the only time I've ever even been to L.A  
Is when I got the chance with the marching band  
To play tuba in the Rose Parade  
 
Online I live in Malibu  
[ Online lyrics from
http://www.lyricsyoulove.com/b/brad_paisley/online/ ] I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ  
I'm single and I'm rich  
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind  
It turns girls on that I'm mysterious  
I tell them I don't want nothing serious  
'Cause even on a slow day  
I could have a three way  
Chat with two women at one time  
I'm so much cooler online  
So much cooler online  
 
When you got my kind of stats  
It's hard to get a date  
Let alone a real girlfriend  
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight  
Every time I login  
 
Online  
I'm out in Hollywood  
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good  
Even on a slow day  
I could have a three way  
Chat with two women at one time  
I'm so much cooler online  
Yeah, I'm cooler online  
I'm so much cooler online  
Yeah, I'm cooler online  
 
Yeah, I'm cooler online  
 
Yeah, I'll see ya online