What Women Want....
Current mood: crazy
I wish i was a fucking man! It would be so much easier. So much more fun. Let me describe the benefits:
-If i was a man, i wouldn't have to worry about keeping a rep and not fucking everything in sight. I would fuck so many girls...i'd be at 1000 rite now. lmfao....i would just not settle for one..id be with a different person every night.
-If i was a man, i wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant. I would just have to go move on a rez and not pay for child support. A man can get scared from getting a girl pregnant, but he doesn't have to spit a fucking watermelon from his crotch area.
-If i was a man, my friends would be the shit. There'd be no drama. Men tend to give each other shit and not cry around and make drama. I would play practical jokes on them and make them look like ass' without worry about their feelings.
-If i was a man, i just wouldn't give a fuck. Men seem like anything can happen to them and their emotions are the last to feel it. Its almost seems like they don't feel anything. Thats why they are capable of being a player. A woman is not capable of that, because her emotions set it.
-If i was a man, i could pee standing up. If i had a cock i would pee on people...and all kinds of stuff..i would just wip it out and slap people...lmfao! Oh the joys of owning a dick.
-If i was a man, i could brush my teeth, throw on an old dirty decent looking shirt and be on my way to the club. Guys don't give two shits less what they look like most of the time...and if they do, it doesn't take 3 hours.
-If i was a man, i could fuck someone who smells better then a dog. Men are lucky, the things they fuck care what they smell like or if they look decent naked. Woman take care of theirselves...well most of them. They smell good, look good, and take care of their bodies. Men are hairy, smelly, and have a sorry sack. It looks ANGRY!! lol....
-If i was a man, i could cum every fucking time. No matter what. Well some cases, but most of the time its possible.
Call me weird, but thats my thoughts...i would love to be a man too so then i could have men as friends. It seems like when i try to be friendly with a man, he thinks i'm digging him and i want to fuck or date him. Being a woman is too fucking complicated...If i die, God please make me a hot MAN, with a big fucking cock!!!
