UPSET WIFE
She came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
Making love to a very attractive young woman. The wife was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to
Me a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want
A divorce straight away!"
And he replied: "Hang on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell
You what happened"
"Fine, go ahead", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll
Say to me!"
And he began: "Well, I was getting into the car to drive
Home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down
And out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought
Her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you
Wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured
Them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing
That I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for
A few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you
Don't wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you
Don't wear just to annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at
The expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a
Pair like them.."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
Understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me
With tears in her eyes and said '"Please.........do you have anything else that your wife
Doesn't use ?
