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You've probably been wondering what Creepy does with all the DBs that he hunts down and rounds up. Well, it depends. One of the problems with disposing of them is that if you simply bury them, they pollute the ground and the water supply for miles around. If you throw them in the ocean, they kill all the sea life in the vicinity. Burning them is one of the best ways to minimize the adverse impact on the environment, but even then toxic fumes are released and a very smelly ash becomes airborne and settles on things for a much greater distance around. Very high intensity flame and a system of afterburners to scrub the smoke helps with this problem, though. One of the best solutions that Creepy has found is to simply blast them into outer space. Unfortunately, the cost of doing this is prohibitive. Creepy was lucky enough last year to make a good deal on three used rocket ships that were scheduled to be cut up for scrap. He got them working to the point that he could be assured that they would at least make it out of Earth's atmosphere before they either conked out or ran out of fuel. Here we see a large contingent of captured DBs dancing onto the rocket ships, where Creepy has stereos set up and blasting out Frank Sinatra's rendition of "Fly Me To the Moon." The joke is that they will not get anywhere near the moon, but will burn up as their space ships sputter out and fall back into the Earth's atmosphere. What a hoot, huh?
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