1. You're in the hospital, who on your (MySpace)top 8 comes to visit you?
Chris, Miz Odd, and maybe Bitsy, if she's in town
2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
I hear Berlin is lovely this time of year...
3. Your CD collection is repossessed. But you may keep one. Which one would you keep?
Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon!
4. Do you believe world peace is possible?
Only if Man is extinct
5. I'm a genie. Name your wish.
Unlimited wishes forever and ever and ever!
6. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off?
Pointless cruelty
7. Name one thing about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
Pointless compassion
8. Speaking of same sex, what did you think about Brokeback Mountain?
Best comedy I've seen in years
9. What are you obsessive about?
Weird independent films
10. Leatherface is in the kitchen:
Good. I have some chores for the little bastard!
11. Do people underestimate you?
Yes, but they learned it from me.
12. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
Beer, or cuddles, but usually beer, cause I ain't been gettin teh cuddles lately :(
13. Do you believe minimum wage should be raised?
I believe all wages should be raised
14. Do you have any really crazy relatives?
I AM the crazy relative.
15. Pretend you're 15 deep in beers. Describe what you would be doing?
Vomiting my balls off. I haven't drank like that in years.
16. Does everyone in your life know the real you?
No, and they wouldn't want to.
17. Last thing you said about a guy/ girl?
Why won't she write back?
18. What is the most ridiculous fear you have?
Shitting myself in public while on a date with Christina Ricci
19. Do you know anyone in prison?
Why? You need a "favor?"
20. When is the last time you ate peanut butter and jelly?
2 weeks ago.
21. When did you last have a home cooked meal?
Last night... I was home, I cooked, I had a meal.
22. Have you ever gotten naked at a party?
Not completely, but I'm open to anything.
23. Name who you miss.
Grampa, and the one that got away.
24. Are you named after a grandparent?
Nope
25. Who loves you?
My daughter and my cat. Still room for more, though.
26. Do you throw up gang signs?
Only to mock them.
27. Have you ever broken a rib?
No, technically the asshat who tried to start the fight in the mosh pit did that for me.
28. Last song you heard?
"The Power of Love" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood
29. What was the last thing you ate?
Snicker's bar
30. How do you feel RIGHT now?
Hungry, horny, and a little sorry for myself.
31. Have you driven anywhere today?
To work and back.
32. What's your hair like?
Invisible.
33. Would you ever work for the border patrol?
Only if they really need a guy who can do impressions of William Shatner and Lee Majors.
34. Who's car were you in last?
My own. Duh!
35. Where did you go?
Home from work.
36. Have you ever been in an interracial relationship?
1 Japanes girl, 2 black, one Irish/hispanic girl, and the last one was a Klingon, I'm sure of it.
37. Is your birthday on a holiday?
Not yet ;)
38. Do you have any friends or family in the war right now?
No, thank God.
39. Are you a vegetarian?
As if!
40. Do you worry about global warming?
I worry more about Global Stupiding.
41. Do you like polar bears?
Yeah, any large flesh eating mammal that drinks that much cola around the holidays is cool with me.
42. Do you like alligators?
As long as they stay at least 6 states away, sure.
43. What slang word do you call marijuana?
Cheese Urine.
44. Do you have your wisdom teeth?
All 4... somehow, they came in straight.
45. Ashley or Mary-Kate?
Both... in a fire!
46. Do you wear your SO's clothes?
Even if I had one, I highly doubt it.
47. Do you have a tan?
No. I smoke, that's cancerous enough.
48. Where were you one hour ago?
Starting this idiotic meme.
49. Life... How do you feel about it?
Life... Don't talk to me about life...
50. Don't you hate it when people change the questions on surveys?
Not when the questions are as stupid as some of the ones on this one.
51. Which do you enjoy more: Soccer or Hockey?
Neither. The only sports I ever watch at all are basketball and baseball.
52. Name someone you love.
My kid.
53. Would you rather have a million dollars or true love?
One's impossible, and the other's mythical. Given the choice, I'd have to say, "Show me da Moneez!"
54. Would you rather date someone 2 years younger or older?
Younger.
55. What's your favorite junk food?
Double Quarter pounder, no cheese, extra onions, and a huge box of Zagnut bars.
56. Would you fuck your own pets?
I refuse to have sex with anything that would eat my body if I keeled over dead suddenly.
Okay, I just added that last one to see if anyone actually ever reads these stupid things all the way through.
