as if we didn't pay enough for horse meat cut with worm and sawdust, McDonald's has implemented a new pay for extra sauces policy... i know this because i happen to like my french fries slathered in hot mustard. i ask you, what goes better with potatoes deep fried in animal fat than hot mustard? i, unfortunately have fallen victim to the NMO (new mcdonalds order) as I'm unable to overcome this soul sucking addiction... sadly what most of the world doesn't know is, said policies were put into action in order to support and cover up Ronald's nasty little heroin and make up habit... i happen to know for a fact that he is also a member of the dreaded clown mafia and he uses the Ronald McDonald House to launder money for this crime syndicate... there is currently a hit out on the king, jared, and wendy... hasnt anyone ever wondered what happened to the taco bell chihuahua? rumors have surfaced that he is now living as a pit bull in idaho somewhere, but i believe he sleeps with the fishes at long john silvers...
