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WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER BE CALLED 01. Babe or Baby : Babe 02. Sweetie or Honey:Sweetness? 03. Darling or Hun: Hunny bunny :) 01. Is your hair wet? it doesnt have that many issues danm... are you saying you want me to shower? 02. Is your phone right by you? cell to the side, work phone ringng UP MY ass...DAMN 03. Do you miss someone? MY MIND, THE MOSTEST 04. Are you wearing chapstick? no fruity flavored lip gloss, it sure is tasty! 05. Are you tired? tired of waiting 06. Are you excited? i am not a labrabor, k? 07. Are you watching tv? no, and usually not by choice 08. Are you wearing pajamas? sure, what every you want suga HAVE YOU 01. Recently done anything you regret? why live to regret? its happened already! 02. Ever lied? no no, i leave that to the liars 03. Ever tripped over your own feet? the last time i ate acid, yes, i did... they looked so alien like TODAY 01. Have you sworn? does a man have a penis? 02. Have you yelled at someone? see the last answer 03. Have you gotten mad at someone? the dumbasses at my office 04. Have you cried?i didnt know this cold heart could 05. Have you called more than 3 people? of course, thats my job 06. Have you IM'd more than 3 people?nope Q: Is there a person who is on your mind right now? A: Always Q: Where is the last place you went? A: to lunch Q: Who do you like more, your mom or dad? A: myself Q: Do you have any siblings? A: one bro, one sis Q: Do you want children? A. not really, i want to give them back to their parents everytime Q: Do you smile often? A:its a permante smirk i have going, with a cheesy laugh Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now? A: my ears arent burning, so no Q: Do you wish on stars? A: everytime i see one Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off? A: they zip Q: When did you last cry? A: a week ago Q: Do you like your handwriting? A: its like a doctor, i love it Q: Are you a friendly person? A:right now i am pretty tame Q: Whose bed did you sleep in last night? A: mine A: Q: What color shirt are you wearing? A: Black and gray stripes Q: Do you have any pets? A:that guiy said that he felt uncomfortable in a cage Q: What are the color of your bedsheets? A:black Q: What were you doing at 3pm yesterday? A: shhhhhhh....... Q: I can't wait until... A: i go home in an hour Q: Look to your right. What's there? A: my zanny quotes all over my office, a stack of papers that can wait till next year, OH! and my fuzzy pen Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep? A: not lately Q: Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? A: its awarkward to do so Q: Song that makes you cry or really emotional? A: any song can Q: Are you normally a happy person? A: i am too happy, kinda makes me sickening Q: Has anyone ever said 'I love you.' to you? A: yessome have, but i know they all lied Q: If Yes do you think they meant it? A: i think i said that already GOOD GOD THIS IS LONG! 1. When is the last time you held hands with someone? My friend mel, the other night when we wouldnt leave each others side at a party 2. What should you be doing right now? you maybe? huh? sounds fun? *knudges arm* 3. Have you ever crawled through a window? i have many tricks if you need them 5. Morning or night person? non sleeper 6. What was the last movie you watched? fast in the furious tokyo drfit, not bad, i creamed over the cars 7. Do you have a crush on anyone right now? you know, i am damn sexy when i look in the mirror 8. Any cool scars? Yeah I have one from where I was cut in half and stapled back none that you can know about! 9. Things about the opposite sex you notice first: confidence 10. What do you do when no one is watching? watch the no one 11. Ever been in love? i loves me! 12. What's something your friends make fun of you for? everythin, because i make fun of everything, and them 13. What is your curfew? haha.. 14. Would you ever dye your hair red? dont need to 15. What is your favorite old TV show? fraggle rock 16. What is one of your bigget pet peeves? whores 17. What is your favorite cereal? granola 18. Which country would you like to visit? everywhere 19. Do you want a well paying job or a job you enjoy? i just want to know where i pick up my check 20. Do you wish to have the same best friends when you're older? people change, i only wish people and friends the best 21. How do you handle stress? i burn it up 22. What is one thing you want to change about yourself? not to be so damn intimidating 23. When were you last on the phone? i was on the phone doing this 24. What shoes are you wearing? my knee high, fuzzy leather boots with hoops on the side for jingling action when you walk, or, suspension purposes 25. Do you like math? i like money! 26. What about history? people need to pay more attention to such things, especially americans 27. Have you ever seen 5 squirrels at one time? when i was watching a porn and they were tryng to shove them...oh nevermind 28. Can you touch your nose with your tongue? oh yeah, easy acsess 29. Do you have a brother? dont repeat question s please, mistress gets adjitated 30. Do you have any step siblings? 2 , but i dont care for them, they dont care for me 31. Who's your favorite person to talk to online? myself, when i set up fake profiles and entertain myself 32. Have you ever used photobucket? not really 33. Do you like hugs? my arms are open! 34. Do you like cuddling? again. i am not a labrador 35. Do you want to be a doctor? a mortician maybe 36. Have you ever fallen asleep with gum in your mouth? nope 37. What do you do right before you go to bed? heee hee 38. Right when you get out of bed what do you do? hee hee 39. Do you love your parents? i love me! 40. Would you date a girl/guy with hair shorter than yours? hahaha.. dumb question 41. Do you want to be famous? but i am! didnt you see me on the cover of people? i adopted a chinese kid or something 42. Do you spend a lot of time contemplating lifes unanswerables? why bother? 43. Do you do your own laundry? i dont wear clothes...
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