and this:
>> One Flaw In Women
>>
>> By the time the Lord made woman,
>> He was into his sixth day of working overtime.
>> An angel appeared and said,
>> "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
>> And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on
her?
>> She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
>> have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
>> and able to run on diet coke and leftovers,
>> have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
>> have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to
a
>>broken heart
>> -and she will do everything
>> with only two hands."
>>
>> The angel was astounded at the requirements.
>> "Only two hands!? No way!
>> And that's just on the standard model?
>> That's too much work for one day.
>> Wait until tomorrow to finish."
>>
>> "But I won' t," the Lord protested.< BR>"I am so close to
>>finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart.
>> She already heals herself when she is sick
>> AND can work 18 hour days."
>>
>> The angel moved closer and touched the woman.
>> "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
>>
>> "She is soft," the Lord agreed,
>> "but I have also made her tough.
>>
>>
>>
>> You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
>>
>> "Will she be able to think?", asked the angel.
>>
>> The Lord replied,
>> "Not only will she be able to think,she will be able to
>>reason and negotiate."
>>
>> The angel then noticed something,
>> and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek.
>> "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
>> I told you that you were trying to put too much into this
one."
>>
>> "That's not a leak,"
>> the Lord corrected,
>> "that's a tear!"
>> "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
>>
>> The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy,
>> her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love,
>> her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
>> The angel was impressed.
>> "You are a genius, Lord.
>> You thought of everything!
>> Woman is truly amazing."
>>
>> And she is!
>> Women have strengths that amaze men.
>> They bear hardships and they carry burdens,
>> but they hold happiness,
>> love and joy.
>> They smile when they want to scream.
>> They sing when they want to cry.
>> They cry when they are happy
>> and laugh when they are nervous.
>> They fight for what they believe in.
>> They stand up to injustice.
>> They don't take "no" for an answer
>> when they believe there is a better solution.
>> They go without so their family can have.
>> They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.
>> They love unconditionally.
>> They cry when their children e xcel
>> and cheer when their friends get awards.
>> They are happy when they hear about
>> a birth or a wedding.
>> Their hearts break when a friend dies.
>> They grieve at the loss of a family member,
>> yet they are strong when they think there is no strength
left.
>> They know that a hug and a kiss
>> can heal a broken heart.
>> Wo men come in all shapes, sizes a nd colors.
>> They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you
>> to show how much they care about you.
>> The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
>> They bring joy, hope and love.
>> They have compassion and ideals.
>> They give moral support to their family and friends.
>> Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
>>
>> HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
>>
>>
>>
>> IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.