TheAmbassadorOfRomanceInVenus's blog: "Appreciating Romantic Friends"

Well I stroll the streets, in the bad of town wearin nuttin more than ma’s evenin gown by the street light I will stand Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I fry my eggs a dozen at a time covered with mustard and a dash of lime I eat my biscuits straight from the can Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I trim my beard with a Bowie blade pick my nose with a garden spade brush my teeth with play box sand Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I take my baths yea twice a year you can tell my soap is full of fear I make it a point to wash at least one hand Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I wear my pants so they show my cheeks so you gals can take your peeks I flaunt my rolls over my waist band Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I wear my clothes to match the fall brown or green I wear em all I change my socks when ever I can Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I keep my hubcaps shiny and clean so the guys can see that I'm pure mean I’m proud my seats are filled with cans Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man I watch Oprah and Springer too while sittin in bed with my fondue I wipe my nose along my hand Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man Now Charmin and Cottonelle don't do my wipe I use yellow pages that I swipe I may walk funny after I stand Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man Now I can have any girl I please and if she’s lucky I'll share my fleas I might even let her carry my fishin can Yea I know, I'm one heck of a man Now all you ladies come and see a real he-man, which is me and if you'll pay for your wedding band You'll have yourself, One heck of a man