ONCE LONG AGO
IN A LAND KNOW AS BAZER
I GOT MY FIRST QUANTUM GALAPTOS SPACE FAZER.
I WENT AFTER MY SISTER
FANG BUTT 2
AND PULLED THE TRIGGERED
SO POOF SHE'S GOO!!!
MY MOM DIDN'T LIKE THAT
NO SIR EE
SO I SHOT HER TO PLANET M DELTA 3
MY DAD DIDN'T LIKE THAT
THAT WOULD NOT DO
SO I PULLED THE TRIGGER
AND POOF HE'S GOO!!
MY SISTER'S NO LONGER
MY MOM IS NO MORE
MY DAD IS OOZING ALL OVER THE FLOOR
ALL OF THEM LOOKED LIKED THEY'D BEEN SHOT WITH A LAZER
BUT NOBODY KNOW'S IT WAS MY GALAPTOS SPACE FAZER!!
INSPIRED BY CALVIN AND HOBBES!!