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On my way to the circus..or back from the circus..or was there a circus..have no idea now. What did happen was during my happy homeless days I got real tired after 3 weeks and no sleep so I pulled the motor off the highway. Then I noticed a closed BBQ place and jumped on a picnic table and started to nod. All of a sudden I have the biggest set of headlights [car type you boobs] in my eyes. Out from behind the lights I see this figure in blue with a baton, not the cheerleader type, and he approaches slowly. I quickly sat up and said "WOW! did I order take out". What kind?? In uniform he couldn't laugh but I heard the jaw crack as he tried to suppress the smile. He asked what was going on and I started to tell him I was a professional photographer taking [star] shots. The cloud cover gave that away so I headed for the truth. He said he would finish the tour and be coming back thru in an hour and I'd better not be on that table. So he left and I put motor under a tree and jumped on the next table. BANG! one hour and I hear brakes and a car slowing. Seconds past fast and then I see lights flash and 3 toots of a horn and tail lights heading into the shadows. He put the word out at the county jail, I think, because I could lay in the road and a county mounty would pas me like I was a discarded McDonalds bag. Every night after was an experience. I even got the shift schedules so I could move before they came thru on patrol. And BTW this was a southern BBQ place run by Yankees. Believe me it wasn't southern BBQ._________________________________________________________The life and times of a grayghost...............

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