Pondering men and how they approach women on the internet:
- Why does my exact bra size matter, anyway? Does it really impact your fantasies if I'm a 40C vs. a 42D or whatever?
- Along those same lines, why do I care how big it is? If I *really* have strict size requirements, then I'm the one who should bring them up, shouldn't I?
- Why do they always take photos of _only_ their *ahem* pride and joys? I know men can look at different pairs of breasts for hours and always think, "ohh... another pair," but to most women (and I've polled), it's pretty much you've seen one, you've seen them all. Hint to all the men out there -- if you really feel the need to share a photo of that (and I'm *not* encouraging that), include your chest and face, too.
- Does "God, you're hot. Wanna f*** me?" ever work as an opening line?
- If you don't know what the poem means, don't share it. You won't look cultured, you'll look idiotic, especially if you precede it with, "u wnt 2 c a pome?"
- Guys who tell me in our second conversation that they missed me desperately are creepy, not romantic.
- Read my profile. I know it's long, but I wrote it all down for a reason. If you can't be bothered to read it, then I can't be bothered to talk to you.
- Don't glance once at my picture and tell me you want to do me. I'm going to be unimpressed and uninterested. I'm worth more than that, and other women are, too, even if they don't believe it themselves.
