i really dont get some of this create a blog then name the damn thing i figure if you create it then its named but things seem to want to be more complicated then they need to be!simplicity is the sincerest form of sophistication(wow big fucking word, particularly for me) nothing greater then a mad summer heat wave! being a bit thin i take heat well! of course when winter hits im all about freezing my ass off! but i take it as it comes! Dragon con is soon upon us! i cant wait till that day im not certain to go but if i do yay for fun in costumes comics an geeks! i try to drag people to it because its worth every penny!thinking of goin as Wil E coyote, which is a bitch in itself! but worth the work! fuzzy an doggish! im all about it! well sorta im a cat person but i like WIl E coyote! determination in cartoon form! I work in a butter factory an i package butter! yea the job blows but it pays till i can do the whole school thing!(which you have been puttin off for two years!) shut the fuck up, anyway i package Kosher butter, which is jewish butter. an the machine i use is horrid wretched beast of a whore! On break i walked into the break room bought a snickers, looked at my coworkers an said that kosher butter is making me anti-semitic, Well no one knew what that meant.When i turned around the rabbi was standing behind me! i felt like a huge ass! an stumbled on my words to explain it wasnt the butter but the machine an i was merely saying because i had to use that machine to make that butter! And that i liked jews, i started mentioning mel brooks, sammy davis jr, John landis, then i realized that i was mentioning rich famous jews! well i live in TN there arent that many jewish people here! he laughed even harder an told me that the machine had made him late for a flight! an he had to reschedule an leave the next day! well me being me i pushed my luck an told him i bet that was a bit pricey! at least he laughed! but i still felt like an ass! as he left i turned to everyone an asked them why they didnt tell me the rabbi was behind me! they asked why then i told them what anti-semitic meant! an they all laughed! I didnt laugh! no i mentioned to them that i wouldnt have an issue running them over with my car! but at least the rabbi had a good sense of humor! Just one of those things that makes you wish you had eyes in the back of your head! well that an i have missed a great deal of really funny things because i had my back turned! i should be writing something but i just came seem to focus on that! I hate writers block! so what do i do i come on a blog a bunch of pointless stuff! that is basically just jibberish ramblings of a ADD mind! meh what can i do! no one really reads this shit but me! so it works! BaWahahahahahahahahahahaha you must DIE I ALONE AM BEST!
