Sitting here contemplating, why life is so frustrating. Problems are always multiplying, she says I am condescending. Go out and take a walk around the block, down to the pond, where there is a dock. See geese and ducks all in a flock. I check to see the time on my clock. Go back home and have to take a shit, while in the bathroom, I add deodorant to my pits. Yeah I am being silly I have to admit. Why am I telling you all this shit? Just thought I might share a smile, because I haven`t done it in a while. Got to go and walk about a mile, you see I have a friend that is going to trial. For something that he didn`t do, after the trial we are going to sue. Enough about me, what about you? Haven`t seen you in a while, and yes I missed you too. You tell me of your ex-girlfriend, and how things turned out in the end. She is dating some guy named Ben. I say lets get together just tell me when. Then I Tell you about my ex and how she likes a big dick. Found all about her from some country hick. Didn`t know I could be such a dipstick, now she is dating some asshole named Nick. You look at me like you don`t give a fuck, so I am like okay, man what luck. I just found in my pocket 50 bucks, hey that may buy me a pretty decent suck. You say you should really quit, and I say stop being such a clit. Man, you turned out to be a big shit, yeah and why don`t you jump in a pit. We carry on calling each other names, you and I have always played these games. So I say lets go find some dames, you say no, I got to catch a plane. Say goodbye and hope to see you again, you say yeah and thanks my man. Come and see me when you can, and dude you really need to get a tan. Watch you get on the plane, what we did going through my brain. Trying not to sound to lame, but here I am alone once again.
