Wicked's blog: "On a Positive note.."

I have a few good things happen in the last week and ive been completely unstable as well so i figure ill list the funny times and we can all have a good laugh...

1. Seamus told me im as crazy as him and witchie, as soon as he said those words i laughed and realized maybe we are the sane ones and the rest of you are nutters.

2. Im having a girl.... excitement was profound till i realized that i now will be playing with barbies and soon this girl will have her period... will i be going threw menopause then? most likely

3. Jeff's mom and boyfriend met my parents....This was a scary thought for 3 years.... let me set up the characters.

My dad.... a Stubborn traditional Greek man who has brought up a crazy daughter that im sure has given him many grey hairs. He is 6 foot and always well dressed... he can be most annoying but if you get his humor then hes funny...

My mom... A conservative English lady, former top model in England... always dressed properly never goes anywhere without make up. Just went and beat cancer and as proper as she is now has a little wild streak in her. YOU have to be very perceptive to catch it tho...

Jeff's mom... 4feet 11 Jewish and Danish.... she is well dressed quite proper but has a spunky side to her.. not so traditional i think her kids made her change her mind and is totally overwhelmed that out of 7 grand kids this will be the second girl... I am not sure if she knows exactly what to think of me because im a hard head...

Gary ... Jeff's moms boyfriend this man has the haha even when its inappropriate. He wears shorts all year round.. The man even snow blows in them.. Hes very sweet and i love him dearly

The scene is set... we are going to my parents house for dinner... its going pretty well, we have warned my dad about Gary and his shorts.. and hes doing pretty good considering..

We are sitting at the dinner table and my father looks at Jeff and says i want you to treat my daughter well ( we have been together for 4 years) and i like you Jeff but i need to have the "talk" with you. Im thinking hello im pregnant... lmao so i started giggling.. My dad looks at me with the stare of death.. i shut up.. He looks back at Jeff and says i need to teach you how to teach Denise to be a good wife.. My mom starts laughing hysterically. Hanna is trying desperately to hold it in and Gary's eyes which normally are buggy have shut out of his head... Jeff in my defense says Denise and I have learned to be equals. My dad looks at my mom and in between the sudden outburst in laughter you see her giving him the finger...

Dinner is over and my dad making a full ass out of himself and were packing up to leave... Hanna goes up to hug my mom ... remember the height issue and has her head just at my mom's boobs... so my mom bends over...

4. Today I went to my monthly prenatal exam, When the doctor asked me how i was feeling. I responded with the fact that Ive been fairly angry the last week. She asked me if i had the urge to commit suicide< I said no im angry not sad.. she then asked me if i wanted to harm anyone... I told her my husband but does that count...

She didnt understand my humor...

Im apologizing to any of you i might have offended this week, but this morning i realize i really dotn give a fuck.. Love me or Hate me..

Wicked and her banana size baby!