>>We OLD people have problems that you haven't even
>>considered yet!
>>
>>An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a
>>sperm count as part of
>>his physical exam.
>>
>>The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
>>jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>>
>>
>>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the
>>doctor's office and gave
>>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the
>>previous day. The doctor asked what happened and
>>the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this -
>>first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then
>>I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
>>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
>>right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
>>She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
>>then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even
>>called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried
>>too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
>>even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
>>nothing.
>>
>>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>>
>>The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
